he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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