new low.... made out with someone while peeing
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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