There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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