Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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