The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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