party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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