He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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