My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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