You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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