My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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