yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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