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And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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