I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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