Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
