question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
