he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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