ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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