I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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