Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
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