Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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