I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
