Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Fuck appropriateness.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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