They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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