Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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