wanna go halves on a baby?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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