If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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