we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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