She said her name was "party"
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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