Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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