Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
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