theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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