She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
God I need to hump something, right now.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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