It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
PANTIES FOUND
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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