i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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