i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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