cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
