ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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