found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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