You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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