I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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