nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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