And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
So. Much. Porn.
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