I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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