i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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