it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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