I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i drank out of a bidet.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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