this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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