i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
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