woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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