I feel like abortions should bother me more
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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